Tagged: bedtime

Bitter child loves his bitter mama

The scene: little dude and I are lying in his bed earlier tonight, lights off, and I’m getting exasperated because he won’t be still or quiet while I’m singing him his usual lullabies.

Finally, feeling 80% irritated, 20% joking around, I say, “Liam. Shut. Your. Piehole.”

Peals of giggles from his side of the bed. He replies, 80% sincere, 20% teasing: “Mommy, you’re the nicest mom in the whole wide world.” And then I got a kiss.

And he shut his piehole.

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